Paul is a staunch armchair Derby County fan – Derby born and bred, thick of arm and thick of head (he says). He thinks the only good thing to come out of Kent is Shepherd Neame and the road to Derby.

His favourite quote is “if you do what you’ve always done, then you’ll get what you’ve already got”… (Who said that? Probably Paul.) His favourite record is “Big Yellow Taxi” – the version by Half Man Half Biscuit – and his favourite song is “King of Rome”. And he’s proud to say that he didn’t know about Leige and Leaf until 2008.

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